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i could see hank not giving ultron a penis because he would think “in a perfect world no one will see gender as important and this robot is going to be a part of this perfect future” and then ultron going TOTES GIVING MY ROBO-SON A DICK LOLheadcanon
remember in that villains for hire point one where he’s “needlessly” in the nude but also on fire. daimon stop being on fire then maybe you might get laid.god it’s extra great because in that panel i think they’re talking about tears of a virgin and like
daimon used to be able to get those FROM HIMSELF up til he married patsy and so that just makes me laugh. do you think he ever watched sad movies and made himself cry so he could use his own tears for quality magic spells
#i don’t think he’s ever slept with anyone but patsy #like god he rly needs to move on #whereas with patsy idk who she hasn’t slept with #anyone who’s ugly basically#if you’re a superhero and you’re hot then patsy has probably fucked you #or tried to #i really want for patsy to join herc in the slutty bisexuals club sigh
fucking daimon i s2g
#if you want to wipe out destructive magic don’t make a superhero register make a BOOTY CALL LIST #just get everybody laid boom no more virgin’s tears or other various bodily fluids
i’m pretty sure getting supers laid would solve more problems then just lonely magic users. you have self esteem issues that lead to violent destructive tendencies? here, have a good fuck
oh my god i just want to rub so many characters’ faces together
‘do you understand how many problems it would solve if you two just fucked?!?!?!?!!!’
There’s a hunger for stories in all of us, adults too. We need stories so much that we’re even willing to read bad books to get them, if the good books won’t supply them.
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i don’t think you understand how violently protective i can be of fictional characters
#there are at least five characters in the world that I would physically fight you over
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
Aren’t we all internet explorers?
do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?
thats exactly what we are
you know considering how many female superheroes are drawn with their costumes seemingly painted on, the fact that i can’t see the outline of nearly every male superheroes dick all the time is really disappointing
The thing about that whole conversation tumblr keeps having about whether society puts down women who do traditionally masculine things or women who do traditionally feminine things, is that you can’t win with misogyny
There is no kind of woman you can be that will give you a pass
People will…
Martin Freeman basically just plays “slightly annoyed guy who gets dragged into adventure” over and over in different genres
slightly
slightly annoyed
slightly
Yes, very slightly
i think my favorite scene out of all the lotr movies is when the ents fuck shit up in isengard like damn that was fuckin badass
Martin Freeman basically just plays “slightly annoyed guy who gets dragged into adventure” over and over in different genres
