
Me: Jesus Christ.
Me: I just had the most frightening thought.
Nicki: ?
Me: Nick Fury is authorized to perform weddings aboard the helicarrier.
Nicki: ASDFGHJKL
Me: "Do you motherfucker, accept this motherfucker as your lawfully wedded spouse, so help me god say yes or I'll drop both of your asses off the side of this goddamn boat."
Nicki: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU COLORFUL EXPLETIVE PHRASE

ok basically everything in this panel is gold first
- fury hitting on cap
- steve’s description of sam
- yeah
- that’s steve’s description of sam
- bulging biceps
- and then dugan playing along
I want the next Marvel movie to just open with Coulson in a hospital gown screaming blue murder at Nick Fury for getting tomato sauce on his vintage trading cards










