dovahkiin:

th4ts-no-moon:

ego-x:

13aden:

toxeh:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

I’m giggling like an idiot help. 

I’m laughing like a total dork right now.

choking on my coffee because SCHMETTERLING hahaha xDD

IM FUCKING PISSING MYSELF

mikeyfriskeyhands:

ydgn4life:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

ONLY THINKS OF YOU AS A FRIEND

RECOGNIZE MY AUTHORITY GODDAMMIT

thanosisabutt:

“Jesus Tappdancing Christ, would everyone stop trying to bone my sister?”

A book written by Pietro Maximoff

vardaesque:

vardaesque:

MOM BROUGHT FIVE GUYS HOME IM SO EXCITED OH MY GOD

clarification: five guys is a restaurant chain that specializes in gourmet burgers and fries i’m not having an orgy

remyreaper:

thismissatomicbomb:

homovikings:

HATE ON LOKI’S NEW HAIRSTYLE ALL YOU WANT GUYS

BUT AT SOME POINT HE’S GOING TO HAVE TO PULL IT BACK

AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

MOTHA

FUCKIN

PONYTAIL

LOKI

So peppy!

CANT. BREATHE.

She-Hulk (v. 1) #1

factssphere:

Fact: Magneto was originally planned to be cast as the tv host of “Magneto’s Kitchen Nightmares”, before he lost popularity due to his vendetta against non-mutants. Before which his hatred was seen as camp and harmless.

The show would consist of Magneto’s homemade recipes before he served them to a restaurant of Homo-Sapiens while grimacing at them in disgust. After he was branded a terrorist Gordon Ramsey was recast as the host.

redandbluebowties:

soultired:

Why are you doing this.

legit crying

sociapathy:

luckydicekirby:

sass-master-jack-frost:

I have never wanted to know why so bad in my entire life

i assume this is why

CLICK THAT LINK

submittodoom:

HE COULD AT LEAST CRASH THROUGH A WINDOW OR SOMETHING, IS ALL I AM SUGGESTING.